The Wonderful World of Sarah Murphy

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:04 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

queerwashing: i bet you a hundred dollars i’ve said more dumb things than you in a shorter amount...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:35:20 -0400

queerwashing:

i bet you a hundred dollars i’ve said more dumb things than you in a shorter amount of time

ME GETTING EXCITED FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:35:11 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

mythamphetamine: littlelionheartedavatar: The loneliest...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:34:43 -0400

mythamphetamine:

littlelionheartedavatar:
The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest.
are you fucking serious
i am laughing so hard

the-absolute-funniest-posts: nowaclubpenguinblog: she really...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:40:36 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:20:48 -0400

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:17:55 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

pleatedjeans: take me out to the ballgame

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:17:23 -0400

pleatedjeans:

take me out to the ballgame

The Napoleon of crime.

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:17:19 -0400

The Napoleon of crime.

When Bing says users prefer it to Google

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:16:20 -0400

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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isis-: sherlockisthenight: 50-shades-of-thorin: deppsex: but why would you even give him the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:52:59 -0400

isis-:

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

me

tea-and-tumblr: deathbycas: oncomingbeth: mrthorinton: youmeatpurgatory: improbablenormality: 1...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:34:02 -0400

tea-and-tumblr:

deathbycas:

oncomingbeth:

mrthorinton:

youmeatpurgatory:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

i am not a letter grade

i am not a gpa

i am not a statistic

i am not just a student

i am good at something

i am more than what an institution tells me i am

i am legend

i am iron man

i am the monster parents tell their children about at night

i am the doctor

i am a high functioning sociopath

do your research

i am an angel of the lord

thehobbitcompilationblog: idareu2bme: stut—ter: idareu2bme: l...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:33:24 -0400

thehobbitcompilationblog:

idareu2bme:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

What if there are two vowels in a row?

Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

grrrenadine: ta da

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:31:33 -0400

grrrenadine:

ta da

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frostbackscat: One of the best animated villains in the entire...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:10:23 -0400

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.